Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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