butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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