They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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