he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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