Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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