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Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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