She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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