If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I deserve this hangover.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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