My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
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