party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
