If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
