I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Randomize
