My friends, they love my intelligence
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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