$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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