So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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