So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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