It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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