it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
