I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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