Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
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