JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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