Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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