The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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