not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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