Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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