how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
