I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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