please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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