He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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