Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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