is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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