Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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