He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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