i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
