I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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