He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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