U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
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