my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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