Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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