We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Randomize
