oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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