I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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