ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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