dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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