And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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