just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Randomize
