Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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