look no pants
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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