Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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