Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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